Recunosc ca nu le-am verificat din trei surse….In schimb, am gasit un articol interesant despre

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http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html
1. Sexul oral
e interzis in 18 state! (
Paris Hilton a facut inchisoare pentru ca a incalcat aceasta lege

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2.In Virginia, e interzis sa faci sex cu lumina aprinsa.
3. In Oregon, ii este interzis sotului sa vorbeasca murdar in timpul actului sexual.
4. In Washington daca faci sex in alta pozitie decat cea a misionarului poti ajunge la inchisoare!!!
5. In Connosrville, Winsconsin e ilegal ca sotul sa traga cu arma in timp ce sotia are orgasm.
6. In Harrieburg, Pennsylvania este ilegal sa faci sex cu un sofer de camion intr-o/intr-un “TOLL BOOTH”.
7. E ilegal in Florida sa faci sex cu un arici
8. In Utah e ilegal sa te casatoresti cu varul/vara pana la varsta de 65 de ani.
9. In Washington poti face sex cu un animal atata timp cat acesta cantareste mai putin de 40 de pounds.
10. In Georgia persoanele necasatorite nu au voie sa faca sex!
27/03/2009 la 12:32 pm
In Los Angeles, California, un sot are dreptul sa-si bata sotia cu cureaua numai daca respectiva centura nu este mai lata de 5 cm ori daca are acordul consoartei sa foloseasca o curea mai lata. Consimtamintul “victimei” trebuie insa obtinut inainte de aplicarea corectiei
O lege din Oblong, Illinois, eticheteaza drept infractiune o partida de sex intre sotii aflati la pescuit sau la vinatoare in ziua nuntii lor
Barbatii din Willowdale, Oregon, nu au voie sa injure in timp ce fac sex cu nevasta
In statul Washington, legea prevede ca “sint interzise relatiile sexuale cu o virgina, indiferent de imprejurari sau circumstante” (inclusiv in noaptea nuntii)
27/03/2009 la 12:32 pm
In Ames, Iowa, legea spune ca sotul nu are voie sa bea mai mult de trei guri de bere in timp ce se afla intins in pat, alaturi de sotie
Barbatii din Alexandria, Minnesota, nu au voie sa faca dragoste cu nevasta daca le miroase gura a usturoi, ceapa sau sardele
27/03/2009 la 12:33 pm
Legislatia statului Utah pedepseste relatiile sexuale cu oricare alta persoana in afara sotului/ sotiei. Adulterul, sexul oral sau anal sint incadrate ca sodomie si se pedepsesc cu inchisoare.
Sexul cu animale – cu exceptia cazului in care este practicat pe bani – nu este considerat sodomie, iar poligamia intra in categoria contraventii daca subiectul demonstreaza ca raporturile sexuale s-au consumat strict in “pozitia misionarului”.
27/03/2009 la 12:33 pm
In Bozeman, Montana, doua persoane de sex opus nu au voie sa intretina un act sexual in fata casei, dupa apusul soarelui, decit daca sint imbracate
O lege din Helena, Montana, interzice femeilor sa danseze pe tejgheaua unui bar daca hainele ei cintaresc mai putin de 1,5 kilograme
O ordonanta din Newcastle, statul Wyoming, interzice explicit cuplurilor intretinerea de raporturi sexuale in raionul de produse refrigerate al supermagazinelor
27/03/2009 la 12:54 pm
Asta confirma vechea zicala ” America a fost infiintzata de pudici si frustrati sexuali” de aceea in majoritatea statelor exista cate o astfel de lege …
)) cam asa e daca stam sa ne uitam in gradina vecinilor de peste ocean! la noi nu sunt astfel de legi…insa practicile ….suunt considerente mult mai vaste ca la ei ….aviz stirile de la ora 5 ! =))
28/03/2009 la 9:49 am
sper ca v-ati gindit care e originea acestor legi. ca doar nu le-au facut la intamplare. Totul vine de la excesul de legiferare specific neamurilor germanice, pe care americanii l-au mostenit, prin intermediul englezilor. Sa zicem ca un individ a fost prins facind sex cu un arici sau o incasatoare facea sex cu un camionagiu intr-un Toll Booth. Ei, legislatorii locali au decis sa interzica acest lucru. S-au un cetatean s-a plins ca sotia mirosea a usturoi cind facea sex. Legiuitorul local a dat lege… si tot asa. Astfel se explica aceste anomalii, ce majoritatea isi au originea in destul de puritanul sec. 19.
28/03/2009 la 9:49 am
in loc de “S-au un cetatean” normal ca e “Sau un cetatean”. tastatura…
31/03/2009 la 8:16 am
CE BINE AR FI DACA SI LA NOI S-AR INTRODUCE ASTFEL DE LEGI CA ASA NU S-AR MAI AUZI LA STIRI NUMAI DE INCESTURI SI VIOLURI.SUNT TOTAL DE ACORD CA VIOLATORII SA FIE CONDAMNATI LA MOARTE.MULTUMESC.
01/04/2009 la 6:23 pm
cum dracu faci sex cu un arici?
03/04/2009 la 6:48 am
Protestanti si reformati luterani ai caror natii si ramificatii genetice si traditionale au distorsionat viata…tot romanii sunt cei care conduc de departe:
PROVERBE STRICT ROMANESTI:
– Ca romanu’ nu-i nici unu’, unde-s multi putea fi unu’!
– Fie painea cit de rea, tot ti-o fura cineva.
– Cine NE viziteza ne face ONOARE, cine NU, PLACERE
– Ne nastem goi, uzi si flaminzi.
– De abia dupa aceea lucrurile se inrautatesc.
– In viata sunt doua cuvinte care deschid multe usi: “trage” si “impinge”.
– Omul intelept isi face vara sanie si iarna o pune pe foc.
– Cine fura azi un ou si se lasa prins…e bou!!!
– Proverb marinaresc: “Iubeste-ti copilul ca si cum ar fi al tau”.
– Nicio fapta buna nu scapa nepedepsita!
– Cum iti asterni, cum vine altul si se culca in locul tau.
– Daca totul a iesit bine, inseamna ca ai gresit undeva.
03/04/2009 la 6:57 am
Trebuie sa fii defect rau sa faci sex cu ariciul…probabil de asta se protejeaza saracii cu tepi: sa descurajeze violurile si abuzurile umane .Limita sau granita normalului-anormalului este atat de fragila si de multe ori suntem convinsi ca suntem pe teritoriul cel bun…dar ce este bun este si normal ?
“Nu uita niciodata ca pielea se increteste, parul incarunteste, iar
Zilele se aduna in ani…
Dar ce e mai important seconserva; forta sideterminarea ta nu au varsta.
Spiritul tau e cel care indeparteaza panzele de paianjen.
Dincolo de orice punct de sosire e unul de plecare.
Dincolo de orice reusita e o alta incercare.
Cat timp traiesti, simte-te vie.
Daca ti-e dor de ce faceai, fa-o din nou.
Nu tepierde printre fotografii ingalbenite de timp …
Mergi mai departe atunci cand toti se asteapta sa renunti.
Nu lasa sa se toceasca taria pe care o ai in tine !
Fa astfel ca in loc de mila, sa impui respect.
Cand nu mai poti sa alergi, ia-o la trap.
Cand nu poti nici asta, ia-o la pas. Cand nu poti sa mergi, ia bastonul.
Insa nu te opri niciodata.”
09/04/2009 la 9:15 am
nu mi’ar placea sa traiesc in Georgia!
17/04/2009 la 4:44 pm
alte preocupari ar trebui sa avem…….tara arde si baba se piaptana
22/04/2009 la 7:17 pm
Adriane din moment ce ai citit articolul se pare ca ai si preocupari de astea…las’ ca au altii grija sa stinga focul tarii.Sfatul meu: pompierii de ocazie si pupincuristii de situatie sa se declare pudici…
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